I want a motorcycle

In addition to all the other toys I want. Something relatively unpretentious and small, a '70s-'80s UJM* of 250-500cc. I have a hankering for Hondas in particular, an old CB series bike. Yeah. I'd love to just find one somewhere, some guy selling one for like $500 or something. Good luck with that, especially now that SUVs are rivaling HIV-positive lepers in popularity.

* Universal Japanese Motorcycle, ie those somewhat generic, all-purpose bikes that Honda, Kawasaki, Suzuki, and Yamaha used to make before they got carried away with plastic sportbikes and fake Harleys.