Oh yes, I forgot...the first thing I'm going to do...

...is register wispir-design.com (clever, ain't it?) before anyone else nabs it again. Some guy had it and all its derivatives registered a while ago, preventing me from using it. And what for? Some nothing personal site. Some guy has my original idea, spirographics.com, for his KISS-fixated t-shirt business. Spirop-Art is cute but seems maybe a bit whimsical, and might make people think I'm some frou-frou arts & crafts shop, but as far as I know it is still available...I dunno. Someone else swiped furthermoredesign.com for some shit. Okay, well there is a wispir.com, but they're some kind of movie post-production house, so I'm not competing with them. I'm telling you, absolutely every other clever, creative combination of random words has been appropriated by either a design agency or some hotshot 21-year-old art school student/web designer. Believe me, I've checked. There's probably a Blue Tomato Mao-Mao Design out there somewhere.

So all I'm left with are a couple of cool spins off of my name, and dammit, no schmuck is gonna swipe those. Ya hear?!

So basically, my freelance business will be either Wispir Design or Spirop-Art, with a .com domain to match. Thus shall I establish my counterfeit kingdom on Earth, receiving my power directly from the ghost of the bastard offspring of Paul Rand and Reid Miles, who was baptized by Hipgnosis.