Cleaned up

Just hopped out of the shower. Hair's all wet, window's open. Feels nice and warm, for a change. Did you know that I shaved off my goatee over the weekend? I also hopped on the scale at work today, and it told me that I'm currently 253 lb., which puts my BMI at about 35, which makes me, like, "obese", which we all know is bullshit. I still intend to start exercising again. Thinking about trying jogging, even though I prefer to swim or bike. Except I need a bike to bike, and I'm too poor to buy a bike, even a Wal-Mart one. Jogging is the great equalizer among fitness methods...no fancy equipment or expensive memberships to filter riff-raff proles like me out, no barriers to entry other than a decent pair of running shoes. Which I'm also too poor to buy at the moment. DAMN.

Speaking of which, I want to get into geocaching too. Sounds like a fun way to get out of the house and explore the neighborhood. Except--you guessed it--I need a GPS receiver. Cha-ching!

I wonder what kind of job I'll find in New Jersey.