unhealth

My thumb's better; the only stingeyness is from skin pulling on sutures.

It's official: I need a CPAP machine because I have a heavy duty case of obstructive sleep apnea. (I shall have a hose for a nose thenceforth, blowing air into both nostrils and down my throat so as to keep said throat unblocked during my nightly repose.) This could be fun, making mouth-articulated wind noises and fake flatulence all night. When life throws you socks, make sock puppets, I always say.