hi hi 2009

First post of the new year. I'm even more intoxicated and more tired. I'm happy to see that Dick Clark has stuck around for yet another one, and amused as always to note that the annual decrease in the quality of the pop stars he surrounds himself with continues unabated. The Jonas Brothers...Kelly Pickler...a self-serving and utterly pointless spot documenting Miley Cyrus' sweet 16 party (like, who gives a FLYING FUCK?).

Ugg, as the ugly boots say. Here's hoping that 2009 is the year that Ugg boots go footwear hell. Happy New Year.